Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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