From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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