She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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