Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
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