He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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