Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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