problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
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