A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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