You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
