I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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