Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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