i just google imaged poop.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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