I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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