the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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