dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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