the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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