It's Friday. Sex?
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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