But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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