you would pick up someone in the library
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
