3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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