I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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