My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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