it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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