FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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