I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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