Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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