All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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