And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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