Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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