I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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