how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
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