belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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