Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
send nudes
from the living room?
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