I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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