You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
You've changed since you got that strap on
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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