Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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