is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
His nipple licking is glorious
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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