Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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