he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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