Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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