Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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