Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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