I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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