And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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