Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
His nipple licking is glorious
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