Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Randomize
