I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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