I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Drunk is not a location!
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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