Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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