At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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