he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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